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12th May 2018 at 9:16 PM
Last edited by PANDAQUEEN : 12th May 2018 at
9:28 PM.
You need grape jelly with red ants. Besides, I use red ants and grape jelly in tough interrogations. Although cruel and unusual, some of these people who had this torture waived that right the moment they screamed.
If you think that's bad, severe cases required fire ants and jalapeno jelly.
Red ants and grape jelly? Reference to a Saturday Morning Cartoon Disney made many years ago called Teacher's Pet about a dog who disguises himself as a human boy and learns being human is not without it pitfalls. The red ants and grape jelly was actually a form of torture the weirdo kid in his class came up with after a dispute. Not so oddly enough, the weirdo likes his scalp covered in red ants and grape jelly.
My father upped the joke into Geneva Convention outlawing length by making it fire ants and jalapeno jelly.
Personal Quote: "I like my men like my sodas: tall boys." (Zevia has both 12 and 16 oz options)
(P.S. I'm about 5' (150cm) in height and easily scared)